I have a new motto:

This new motto happens to be:

Unless life also handed you water and sugar, your lemonade's going to suck.

This is so true. In so many ways. It can also be expressed as:

I hate you, upbeat people. Go hold your breath and count to one hundred.

I find both accurately depict my sentiments towards upbeat people. The ones who look cheerful exercising. The ones who think that pregnant women should allow others to willfully molest their abdomens. The ones who think that pregnant women want to A) Exercise, B) Have Fun While Exercising or C) Do anything other than pretend they are not the size of a blimp!

I hate happy people somedays. Alldays.